Write 400–700-word satirical cybersecurity and technology articles, pitch headlines and story ideas, and adapt articles into 30–90-second news videos. The role favors cybersecurity, software engineering, or related practitioners who are funny, concise, reliable, comfortable appearing publicly, and ideally able to shoot and edit short-form video. Contractors produce five articles and five videos monthly, with a $600 monthly base and potential additional compensation tied to advertising spend.